Findings:

• I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
• I'm From New Jersey
• I'm not a cold hard bitch
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I'm Afraid of Americans
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• i'm flying from a fire
• The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!
• I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Of course I'm made of corn, I'm from North America
• Isolating copper from American pennies
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• I'm Glad
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm not a part of this world
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• the words I'm after
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• imm
• Shoplifting From American Apparel
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Hands off, I'm special
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• I'm a little tea pot
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm no Whitman...
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• The mysterious exodus and return of the american white pelican from chase lake
• IM
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• What I learned from Iron Bitch
• I'm Going Home
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• The judging of American talent by persons from the United Kingdom
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• So. Central Rain
• I'm Your Fan
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm just a bill
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm not sure
• Evolution of American political parties from the Revolution to the Reconstruction
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm with stupid
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm Proud of You
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm falling in love with you
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm game
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• An American in Tours
• African American and Native American discrimination from 1864 to 1954
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm with the band
• I'm Losing You
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm sorry
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
• Im-
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm tired
• 418 I'm a teapot
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm not very cool
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm a little ICBM
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm bored
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm in this for the long haul
• I'm pinching your face!
• Songs from an American Movie Vol. 2: Good Time For a Bad Attitude
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm gay
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Songs from an American Movie, Vol. 1: Learning How to Smile

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