Findings:
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
- First Scenes for Plays I'll Never Finish
- I'll never forget you, you shiny flying people
- Using a command line
- Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
- Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- You have exactly two minutes left of your life
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm scared
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
- I can't have an original idea anymore
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- I Have Never Known a World
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
- i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
- look closely: a thousand words I'll never say to you
- Home I'll never be
- If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
- I'll Never Smoke Weed with Willie Again
- Scene from the movie I'll never write
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- I have lost many things, so many
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- So you don't have to
- I used to have so many dreams
- I have never felt more alive
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Something I Can Never Have
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- you have never been safe
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- Most American kids have never separated tortillas
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- I'll never be the other woman
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
- I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
- I'll never forget Morocco
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I'll Never Trust A Mage Again
- i have been burning for so long
- Things I'll Never Tell You
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- It's knowing that I'll never get lost
- I'm not this cool in real life
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- Something that may have changed my life...
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- Stoned music memories
- Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- My brain and I have never fully communicated
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- Questions we will never have answers to
- Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
- So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- Why black women have so few wrinkles
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- I have become furniture in your life
- I must have waited all my life for this
- Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
- I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
- Have you ever thought
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- His actions have already scarred American history.
- Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
- I still have the scar
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- I have never
- I'll Never Remember the Day
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- No, but I'll have a beer
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
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