Findings:
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
- I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- Call if you need me
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
- I've got the music in me
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- my baby takes the morning train
- Call Me Princess
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Don't call me Debbie
- The Statue Got Me High
- Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
- Just call me fluffy
- the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- spy call
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
- Call me Hashmael
- I've Got a Woman
- The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Don't call me Asian
- Blog me, baby (e2poll)
- kill him dead; don't call me
- He called me Sarah once
- call me hiroshima
- You Will Call Me Kompressor
- You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
- you can't hear my voice cause i'm not loud enough
- If skepticism is arrogant, then slap my arse and call me Arrogant Sally.
- I've got severe gibberish problems
- You've got to take the rough with the smooth
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- I've got a little list
- And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
- You sly dog! You got me monologuing!
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Women want me when I'm taken
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- Miles, baby, hundreds of highways and truckstops I've used.
- Here's my number, call me
- Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
- Yesterday I (supposedly) got a call from Douglas Coupland
- Call Me Persephone
- tired mothers need someone to hold a baby
- Call me Anna
- Call by need
- Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
- How to take a supervisor call
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- Please, Call me Honky
- call me garbage one more time
- Call Me Maybe
- Hard-code me, baby!
- Show me some leg, baby...for a good cause
- You Really Got Me
- Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
- People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
- Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants
- I've got better things to do than drugs
- I've got mine
- I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
- You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
- Baby Got Back
- You've got to be kidding me
- I've got more than enough to eat at home
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I got my ticket and I'm letting go of the rest
- send() and recv()
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm not in love, set me free
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- I've got socks
- never call a baby a shellfish
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- never call a baby selfish
- Me and my baby at the Phil Collins concert
- listen()
- Call me a lady and I will growl at you
- Call me Fish Meal
- it beckons me, the call to write
- Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
- Look where all this talking got us, baby
- An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
- Don't call me white
- You know you want me, baby!
- call me a poet
- The Emergency Services called me back
- They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
- The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
- Some people call me a drama queen
- A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
- I'm always breathless when you call
- he calls me monster
- They call me Engineer-khan
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- he calls me girly (user)
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- Baby's Got a Temper
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Blind me with your 1000-watt smile, baby
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I've seen what you call a museum, and it hasn't improved in 10 years
- St. Peter don't you call me
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
- I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
- i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
- Everything got me fired!
- I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
- I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
- I've got the Internet
- I've got a brand new anti-aircraft gun
- I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
- I've Got the World on a String
- I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
- This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
- I've got a brand new Bristol nodermeet (collaboration)
- I've got to get away from all this escapism
- I've Got a Secret
- Kiss Me Baby
- Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
- I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
- Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
- Baby, Now That I've Found You
- Things a new baby needs
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