Findings:
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
- Sex with a chicken
- This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm going to be a Dad
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Animals people have sex with
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I'm Going Home
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
- General sexuality newsgroup
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- Two virgins about to have sex
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- I'm Going Crazy
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- I'm going to kill you
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- And that's why I won't have sex with you
- Baptist fear of dancing
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- Sex in a small car
- I'm going to Disneyland
- We're going to have to take Heidi home
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- Baptist jokes
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- I'm a little sex pot
- How to have lesbian sex
- Going for the sex and the drugs, the rock 'n' roll is a bonus: An E2 Glastonbury Gathering
- I'm going to the moon
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- going Dutch
- Going against the grain
- going
- I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
- What's it going to be then, eh?
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- Going, going, gone
- Are you going to prom?
- Everything is going to start charging!
- To His Mistress Going to Bed
- I was going to marry Marty
- As I Was Going to St Ives
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- going forward
- The Going
- Where's Everything going?
- humanity is continuously going through unprecedented changes
- going to the dogs
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
- Going through the motions
- this is it, we're going to die
- This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- this is going to hurt a little
- the going rate
- Going by the script when talking to people
- Today I am going to learn to fly
- Where is Harrison Ford's movie career going?
- It's all going to fall apart isn't it?
- Going Gold
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- That gum you like is going to come back in style
- Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
- I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
- Going Underground
- going meta
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
- Going Overboard
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- Going drag
- To Lucasta, on Going to the Wars
- You're going the wrong way!
- There's an interesting conversation going on in my speaker.
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- An easy way to get out of going to church
- Thumbs Up going down
- The trumpet sounds within in-a my soul, I ain't going to stay here
- Going With Two Dating Friends To A Movie
- The Institute for Going A Bit Red In Helsinki
- Going East
- Good Thing Going
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- Going to spend a penny
- If you're going to America, bring your own food
- I Am Slowly Going Crazy
- Sobering up before going to bed
- Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
- Collision avoidance technique
- Going Public
- A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
- The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
- Going on a Picnic
- Why I hate going to the dentist
- The goldfish are going to eat you
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- That westbound idiot is still going to turn in front of my eastbound car
- Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- You're going home in the back of an ambulance
- One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
- Everything is Going According to Plan (Vse Idet Po Planu)
- Going home
- Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?
- Going for the One
- The joy of going to war
- TGoP: Of Roon, the God of Going
- Going off like a frog in a sock
- Going For A Song
- Guidelines for Exchange Students Going to Hong Kong
- Going Amazonian
- Where Are We Going? And What Are We Doing?
- Going to a ska show
- The "WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB!" Anglo-Swiss Post-nuptial London Meetup
- What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
- Ways of going out in cricket
- We're Going On A Bear Hunt
- if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
- We're Going On A Bug Hunt
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
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