Findings:
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
- I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- The four-eyed girl could make me cry
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- i didn't write this, but i wish i had
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- I've Never Been to Me
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
- no easy love could ever make me feel the same
- boss i wish you had told me
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
- Sometimes I wish I could just not care
- Do you think you could love me now?
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
- Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
- Every Which Way but Loose
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
- I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
- I wish I could invent shit
- Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
- Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- You say you love; but with a voice
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- we can give up, but the world never will
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- They had left, but her mascara kept running
- I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
- Nobody for me but you
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
- I could make a habit out of you
- I wish I could cry
- If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
- Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
- A remembrance day I wish I could forget
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
- Nobody Knows It But Me
- Skim this life but never live
- Forever blue, but never black
- For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- forever falling, but never losing altitude
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
- It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
- Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- it made me sick but kept me warm
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
- I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
- why i could never live in the city
- I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
- If you could see me cry
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
- I wish I could sleep on my back
- A little child could never kill this clean
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- It never rains but it pours
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
- There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- always morning, but never breakfast
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- We had no bait but our tongues
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
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