Findings:
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
- Ice Girls Don't
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- You can hear the singing of the dancing girls
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- I don't want to get over you
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
- How to get a girl's attention, Part 2
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- not like the other girls
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- If you want to live in your utopia, you can do that. If you want to struggle and fight, then you can do that.
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Do you want to get slapped?
- My Dream Girl Don't Exist
- How to use your geek skills to get the girl
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- Boy/girl/other bands and why they're good for real musicians
- How to not get the girl
- The Bad Girl's Guide to Getting What You Want
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- Girl U Want
- Arsonists Get All The Girls
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- The Other Boleyn Girl
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- Do you think that girl is attractive?
- It's the Internet, I can do what I want
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Girls can wank in a ladylike fashion
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- The Salamander Girl, Part II: What Reasons Do you Need
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
- Why do you want to get married?
- As long as there are girls left do dance with this world is worth saving
- Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
- The Salamander Girl Part II: What Reasons Do You Need
- Guys who play guitar to get girls
- emotions others don't get to see
- Good Girls Don't
- We can meet her for you wholesale: a dreaming girl's singularity
- What A Girl Wants
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Get Rid of Slimy girlS (usergroup)
- Get In Shape Girl
- The Girl in the Basement and Other Stories
- Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- The Girls Want to Go to a Nightclub
- Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
- How to get a girl's attention
- The girl wants something harder
- What to Do When Your Girl Melts
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Hot Girls Wanted
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
- Girl All The Bad Guys Want
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
- all we can do is keep moving forward
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- What do you want to see happen?
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- I don't know what else to do
- Don't do that then!
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- All I can do
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- What I really want to do is direct
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- Do you really want to live forever?
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- can you get enough of me?
- Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
- Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
- The Most Good You Can Do
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- The least I can get away with
- Do fat men get fat dicks?
- Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
- What do you want in life, Hal?
- Craving a smoke
- Things to do when technology gets here
- What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
- Your smoking can harm others
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
- Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
- There is something we can do
- if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
- Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- What to do if you get in a car accident
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Laugh at yourself before others do
- Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- Something you definitely do not want on your face
- What I want from life
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Do you want your possessions identified?
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- What Do You Care What Other People Think?
- anything worth learning can combine with anything worth doing
- A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
- Do what you can as you do
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- we can all just be around other people
- There is nothing the dead can do
- It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- On a clear day you can see more than you want to
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- What do you want, a cookie?
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- we can get along even though we disagree
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- Where do you want to go today?
- We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
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