Findings:

• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I am the very model of a newsgroup personality
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• Another love. I am weary of the starts of things.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• I Am Very Bothered
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• You say you love; but with a voice
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• but don't take my word for it
• The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
• I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• Why I am neurotic about love
• I am an intricate puzzle and I love you
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• A Sunny Place For Shady People: Summer Solstice, Santa Barbara Style, A Very Brady E2 Get-Together!
• Being a dickhead
• I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• But can a robot love.
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• I am but higher
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• i know you are but what am i
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Vegetarian
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• For the love of God, I am not a homosexual!
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• tell me, am i very far?
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• For the love of God, I am not a female!
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I love you, but I dare not tell you.
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I am a mental construct in her head
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I am nothing but my sins
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• I am many things, but I am not that strong
• For the love of homosexuality, I am not God!
• it is for my mouth forever, i am in love with it.
• I am the very model of a Whiny Emo MySpace Whore
• I know you are, but what am I?
• I am the very model of a modern E2 editor
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Used book stores, I love you. I am unwilling to let you go.
• I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
• I am the very model of a modern nerdy programmer
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I am but a moth before your flame
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• I Am Loved
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I love you but I have to let you go
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• Love cookies
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• It is for my mouth forever, I am in love with it,
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty

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