Findings:
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- I hold you where no one else can go
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- Ski piss
- Here's Me Inside Her But I Can Tell From Her Vagina She Doesn't Really Care
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
- Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
- As Much As You Can
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- I think I can, I think I can
- Dry bones can harm no one
- No one can be in two places at once
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
- When I think of him now I can smell horses
- I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
- my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
- There can be only one
- You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- Can things really change?
- Can computers think?
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- Can I go to the bathroom?
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- My microwave can stop time
- No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
- I Can Hear the Heart Beating As One
- One letter can make all the difference
- Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
- What we think we know can kill us
- You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
- the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- Can I go back to sleep now?
- University students can be really stupid
- But can you still cry like a child?
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- No one can be totally logical
- Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- Can machines think?
- The scariest words I can think of
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- Can I masturbate too much?
- You can never go home again
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- The words no one can find
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- If I can stop one heart from breaking
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- The Library Book
- A toad can die of light!
- One man can make a difference
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
- You can run, but you can't hide
- This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
- the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
- Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
- The fluttering thoughts a leaf can think
- Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
- You can never really escape the fire
- I'm All You Can Think About
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- I can quit any time I want
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- old books can tell more than one story
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
- like you're blind but still can see
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- we can give up, but the world never will
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- but with words we can create anything
- I can't express my sexual anger without being shunned but it's cool when you do it
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- You can win any argument on the internet by being stupid enough
- One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- Mom, can we go to the mall?
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- I can do much better than this
- They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
- September has such a feeling
- A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
- Never trust anything that can think for itself
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- but mr can you maybe listen there's
- Can real love survive over time
- I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- beliefs can change the world, but they can't change reality
- being mute can do a lot for an idiot
- You can, but you may not
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- Being a dickhead
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
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