Findings:

• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I could have been one of a two
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Could I Have Been?
• Could have beens, should have beens
• I could have been Canadian
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• How could you ever have enough?
• I appear to have been misinformed
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• The way things have always been done
• Names have been changed
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Penis for a day
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• AES may have been broken
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• the only comfort we could ever have
• He's been places they have not.
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Advice I have been given about girls
• I have just been shot
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• you have never been safe
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• How long have you been in love with her?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• What have you been smoking?
• How we could still have a President Trump
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I could have known everything for five dollars
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Have you been a dad today?
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Movies that should have been books first
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• you would have been
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• What Might Have Been
• The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
• i have been burning for so long
• Could you have danced with me?
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• They could have saved Kevin
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Astro City #5
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• The path we have been walking
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• anonymous remailers
• Anonymous Commando (user)
• Anonymous gay washroom sex
• Anonymous Sniper (user)
• Anonymous honesty may destroy me.
• Anonymous (user)
• anonymous female line
• Anonymous Coward (user)
• Overeaters Anonymous
• Here are some true pieces for you, anonymous, handsome.
• dr. anonymous (user)
• Abductees Anonymous
• Masked and Anonymous
• Survivors of Incest Anonymous
• anonymous delusions of grandeur
• marvelous, anonymous illustrations penciled within the margins of my Human Sexual Treachery 101 textbook
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• desert pastries
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• You've Been Borged! (document)
• I've been crowned the king of it
• you know you've been caught
• been through the fire
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• I've been living my life half asleep
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution is only a theory
• Evolution has never been observed
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• You've Been Dumped
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.

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