Findings:

• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• Where do we go from here?
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• It was the least I could do
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee (for Cormac McCarthy)
• Where do babies come from?
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
• Where do young men go to dissipate?
• Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Where the stars do drown
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• they carry but they do not understand
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• I was wrong I didn't have everything
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• Movies where people do 31337 h4x0RiNg on a Macintosh PowerBook
• Where do I begin?
• Where do you consider Home?
• Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
• Where I go when I masturbate
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• Where Do You Go To (My Lovely)?
• why do things happen as they do in dreams?
• The Room Where It Happens
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee
• Such things do not happen in this country
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• (and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
• Where do you want to go today?
• Where do disappearing socks go?
• Political Parties that didn't quite make it
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• It's 6:00 server time, do you know where your node is?
• How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
• Where do discarded return values from functions really go?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Where do you draw the line?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• It's Ten O'Clock Do You Know Where Your Children Are
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• It was the right thing to do.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Where do you run to?
• Something was about to happen.
• I Was On My Way Home When the Strangest Thing Happened
• All you ever did was let it happen
• Do you know where your children are?
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• /but what was the question?
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• Craving a smoke
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• It was all I could do not to cry
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• What do you want to see happen?
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow

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