Findings:
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- The moment you realize how much of your life experience is hopelessly interlaced
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
- How was your trip to London, Dan?
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- How female ejaculation saved my life
- How The Hudsucker Proxy saved my life
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- It's a Good Life!
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- I didn't want to know where I was conceived
- How to pack someone out of your life
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- How To Be Good
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- I was never any good at maths at school
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- The Good Life OZ e.p
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- Life's Too Good
- How Fragile is Life on Earth?
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- How I realized the balance of Yin and Yang
- Running a BBS
- My life, Jim, and how I've lived it
- How to fake your own life
- Creation: Life and how to make it
- How Kissing Was Discovered
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
- She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
- Sex with my sister was always really, really good
- It's a Good Life
- Suicide Was A Good Choice
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- How to get good in-flight service
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- The Good Life
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- How the West Was Won
- How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
- How America was mapped
- How to change your life
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Japanese origami legends and how they changed my life
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- How to get a good night's sleep
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- There was a man who lived a life of fire
- I was a witch in a past life
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
- Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
- The day I realized what being alive was
- My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- Tell me of good things that are happening in life
- How to find good nodes
- Alfredo sauce
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- How to give a good PowerPoint presentation
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- Life Is So Good
- How to be a good evil villain
- Food was purer in the good old days
- Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- How to buy good, last minute Christmas gifts
- How to tell she's good looking
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- How to Write a Damn Good Novel
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- How to be a good customer
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- How to smell good without the use of perfume
- For the good things in life it is worth being a snob
- If I was a good person
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- In the end, it was a Good Thing that I rushed Pierre.
- Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
- How to give your man a good backrub
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How was the Bible canonized?
- How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
- Life and How to Live It
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- How I allowed craven cowardice to ruin my life
- How Video Games Saved My Life
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- How plums renewed my faith in life
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- How to ruin someone's life
- How do you make a life matter?
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- Charles Bridgeman
- An American in Tours
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- I hope someday you will realize how amazing you are
- How Proust Can Change Your Life
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- How the Earth was destroyed
- man when you are telling me how it was
- How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
- That's Just How He Was
- middle of summer how crazy it was
- How the West Was Lost
- How was Trump at Munich?
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- Where Once Life Was
- This Was Your Life
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- how to choose a good durian
- I didn't change anything!
- Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
- I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
- Political Parties that didn't quite make it
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Don't say I didn't warn you
- At least I didn't have to pay...
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- I didn't say you stole my watch
- Warning signs that you may not have chosen the right title (collaboration)
- We Didn't Start the Fire
- What she didn't say
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- You Forget Sometimes There Was Sunshine Back Then
- The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
- It’s herself she didn’t love
- Didn't Poe teach you never to talk to strangers
- I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
- Why We Didn't Become Physicists - Tarantula Season: Prophesy
- Why We Didn't Become Physicists
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