Findings:
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
- There is a finite amount of information in the universe
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Why women have ridiculous amounts of shoes
- Don't Need Love
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- I have a punklin and you don't
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- So you don't have to
- I don't believe in falling in love
- A reason to drink
- Don't give me your hand me down love
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- Why don't I have votes today?
- Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- You don't have any real problems
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Knots I have known and loved
- I believe love and cats have nine lives.
- Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
- You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
- How long have you been in love with her?
- You, standing
- if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
- I love you but I have to let you go
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Cats don't have brakes
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- You Say You Don't Love Me
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Don't Say You Love Me
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I don't think I like love
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- Don't Laugh (I Love You)
- Stoned music memories
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- You don't have to remember my name
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- you don't love like a cold-weather man
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
- I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
- Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- love like you don't need the money
- I don't love you anymore
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Love the one you don't need
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- To June, from Eric
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- It's okay as long as you don't fall in love
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- I don't have a television set
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I don't have the time
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- I Don't Believe in Love
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- I don't need to be loved by you
- you don't have to do this
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- I Think I Should Have Loved You
- better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
- It's better to have loved and lost
- we are finite creatures. if we act selfishly, what have we accomplished?
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Exaggeration of the amount of drugs consumed
- differential amount
- A sufficient amount of light
- Getting the maximum amount of paint out of a tube
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- Don't Be Afraid
- Don't panic
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Americans don't speak English
- Don't shit where you eat
- I just don't know when to quit.
- Don't order meat well-done
- Don't Tell Alfred
- Don't mess with Texas
- I don't believe in right and wrong
- Don't Go Out the Door
- I don't think of her
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- I don't remember
- Mountain Don't
- Boys Don't Cry
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Don't lock your keys in your car
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Show, don't tell
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- I don't want children
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