Findings:

• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• We Ain't Got All Night
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• Amidala Got Back
• DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• All I got is my rifle and some stimpacks.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• I got hit by the pizza man
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• The Statue Got Me High
• Unregulated derivatives are a secret tax imposed by Wall Street on all goods and services
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• I got pierced
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• An open letter to all the lousy fathers out there
• Everyone's got their drug
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• You Really Got Me
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• I was raised by the French government
• Rant swallowed by the EDB
• some say he was never here at all
• You've Got Stalkers
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• How Pac-Man got his name
• Why I got my tattoo
• I've got the Internet
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• All you ever did was let it happen
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• I've Got a Secret
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• How the Whale Got His Throat
• The one that got away
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
• The Guru got a girlfriend
• I've got severe gibberish problems
• I got a good feeling!
• I got kicked out of a focus group
• I got in a wreck taking my driver's test
• Got to Get You into My Life
• Johnny Got His Gun
• I got the babel fish!
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• I remember when all this was trees
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Sit by the pool, drink your fill, admire the beauty of it all
• The reckoning won't come all at once. It comes day by day.
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• every secret thing was made by some one
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• Got Beer?
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• How the Camel Got His Hump
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• I've got a little list
• Got to buck
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• Have I Got News for You
• Everything got me fired!
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• Got root?
• Blue Got Up
• We've Got Tonight
• I laughed until my limbic system exploded...then got very scared
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• The Songs That Got Away
• I got junk mail from the Dalai Lama
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• You're All I Need to Get By
• I changed by not changing at all
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• Taught all this by the ghosts, in a single night
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• All he left her was alone
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• more sure of all I thought was true
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• all it cost him was a Penny
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• What was stolen by someone else
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• You've got mail
• Got Milk?
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• Got
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left

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