Findings:
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
- Have you eaten (rice) yet?
- These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- These pictures are her past. These pictures are my future.
- we just have to past the wisdom to the next civilization
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- These papers do not show what I have done
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- eaten from the inside
- Sack that maketh excrement of what is eaten
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- All Flesh Must Be Eaten
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- Dreams of Being Eaten Alive
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- rusty feathers, wings of murky steel eaten clean by age
- you are likely to be eaten by a grue
- Until The Apple Eaten
- eaten by the bat, glorious and beautiful
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
- The zeal of thine house hath eaten me up
- eaten, captured, turned into beasts
- Have Blue (user)
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- have
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Have you tried rebooting?
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- She's Gotta Have It
- Justice and piety have vanished
- Have you found Jesus?
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- You have a big finger
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- I have no faith in your God
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- I have a dream
- I have no hair
- institutions have lives of their own
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- You can't have everything
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- When I have female children
- I have no complaint
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- What have you been smoking?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Willamette Week
- I have a tricorn hat
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Let them have Festivas
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- How the mighty have fallen
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- Have you stopped beating your wife?
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- I must have three heads
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- it's good to have a moose
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- I have no browser and I must node!
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Here We Have Idaho
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Have I Got News for You
- Haves and Have-Nots
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- You have 1 writeups until level 3
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- Sex with a chicken
- I have this delusion
- I don't have a television set
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Lord, have mercy
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Questions I have had today
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I have lots of gay friends
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Let's all have an orgy!
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- I have a friend
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