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• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I felt the heat and cold of the microwave chatter in the air around me
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• A cat has many ways to enter
• tell me what you have in your heart
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• I was a homeless bum
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• My skin felt like I was falling
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Things video games have taught me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• feline allergies
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• moment after moment, we have to find our own way
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• List of countries Belgium has bombed since the Cold War ended
• Experience has made me bitter
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Astro City #5
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• Dogs that have owned me
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• And since the games are said to have gone, we are waiting for the war.
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I was wrong I didn't have everything
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• What in the world has come over me
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• He has redefined me, again and again
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• you can't have it both ways
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• What have you done for me lately?
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• You have no power over me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• you have me at a disadvantage
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• I'm swimming in sarcasm sea, your semantics have no effect on me
• A memory of a road humans have long since forgotten.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• you affect me in invisible ways
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• They don't touch me the same way
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I have never felt so lucky to be able to enjoy a musician in all my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
• Irony has a way of pulling a chokehold
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• Japanese alphabet
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• What golf has taught me
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• I have never felt more alive
• or that no one has made me feel wanted
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• It could have been me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• The prequel and background info to the dream state that my life has become since I absconded
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Could you have danced with me?
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The way things have always been done
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Have One On Me
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• She Will Have Her Way
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?

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