Findings:
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Women want me when I'm taken
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I'm not in love, set me free
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- I'm Not In Love
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- Remember I'm awful, in love with you
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- im wearing a bandana (user)
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- I know more when I'm alone
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- Friday, I'm in love
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- O tell me the truth about love
- I love you, even when I am heartless
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I'm falling in love with you
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- Pity me not because the light of day
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- I'm in love: A reflection on life
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Tell the Center I'm Sorry
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- somebody please tell this machine I'm not a machine
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
- Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
- I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
- Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
- When I'm at my computer.
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
- I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
- Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
- Tell me of the nature of love
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- Tell me again why it is that I love
- I'm always breathless when you call
- click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
- No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I walk around when I'm high
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
- It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- Because I'm an adult
- Being a dickhead
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
- "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
- Break me. I'm elated.
- I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- I'm Just Me (user)
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- I'm not old enough to love you
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I'm not like you. I'm loved.
- when even the plants have abandoned me
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