Findings:
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- For God's sake, just have another election
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- just to have some human contact
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
- What Might Have Been
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- But I have seen the sun just once
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- you just might be evil
- If I could just watch myself burn
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Have you ever made a just man?
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- That is a thing that might have happened
- The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- I have just been shot
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- we just have to past the wisdom to the next civilization
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- It's so crazy it just might work
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- I have to catch myself around you
- I might have, once.
- I have freed myself from corporate advertising
- I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Justice and piety have vanished
- Have you found Jesus?
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I have no faith in your God
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- and i found myself in a web of connected ideas, all of them alien, yet all of them mine
- When I have female children
- I have no complaint
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- What have you been smoking?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Let them have Festivas
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- I have this delusion
- I don't have a television set
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Lord, have mercy
- Questions I have had today
- Animals people have sex with
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I have lots of gay friends
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Let's all have an orgy!
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- I have a friend
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- the innocent have nothing to fear
- Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- Have you Meta Moderated Today?
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
- Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- Skinny people have it bad, too
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