Findings:
- I never thought it would be like this
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- A terrible, horrible thought that shall never be thoughted again
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- Just to see what it would be like
- I never thought I would node this
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
- We Thought You Would Be Prettier
- Nothing could be close to quite like this
- I Would Like to Hear Your Thoughts
- Mind without body
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- what would it take to be serene again?
- Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- I want it to be more like the things I write
- That would be me
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
- If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
- eternity would be boring
- Much like what music wants to be
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- What is and what should never be
- The Man Who Would Be King
- I know what it's like to be dead
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Things never were what they used to be
- The kinds of friends that books could never be
- Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- You never think it will be the ducks
- nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
- Like minded so you must be crazy
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- I'll never be the other woman
- This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
- Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- Look siad me Be like me
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- Never be the first to let go
- Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- What it's like to be free of the FBI
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- Home I'll never be
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- The Ten Commandments revised
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- The best kind of bartender
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- What is it like to be a bat?
- What it's like to be in love
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- That I Would Be Good
- Names that should never be given to important files
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- A whimper would be fine
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- Never be without remembrance of Him
- What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
- Be different, just like everyone else
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- Marks which will never be broken
- Knowledge can never be certain
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- It is better to be thought a fool
- She must be what cocaine is like
- Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- Hot pursuit
- There will never be another you
- Be a model or just look like one
- I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
- It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- Life without music would be a mistake
- it would be hilarious if only
- non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
- Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- why you should never be a referee
- my promise is broken—words will never be over
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- It will never be just you
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Your noise would not be missed here.
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