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• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• (and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Every time I look at this picture, I feel a little more in love
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• When I was young Time had no wings
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• That Time Zeph Was A Criminal
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Hot pursuit
• Kids have no concept of time
• I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
• Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• I was a teenage time traveling combat waitress
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• /but what was the question?
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• There was a time when I was a better person
• Was There a Time
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• Before Time Was
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Some time when I was a teenager
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• History rarely repeats itself, but it often rhymes.
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Time flies but aeroplanes crash
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• I feel guilty every time I wear the Superman shirt
• being a kid was great
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• spending time with your kids
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• Willy Loman was wrong in life but he was right on the inside
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• She was locked in time
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• The first time I knew I was different
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• There was a time before
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• It was 30 years ago today, Miyamoto taught the kids to play... (e2poll)
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• when was the last time you experienced something you didn't think was possible?
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• delete as appropriate
• Reverse Genders Where Appropriate
• It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane
• Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism Act
• Mr. Butts
• There is no god but God
• Good from far, but far from good
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Butt weld
• Water butt
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• butt log
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Hold me up against the light of astonishment. What was I thinking of?
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• BQN: But, one for all?
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt

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