Findings:
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- I'm a pig, not a god!
- I swear I'm not crazy
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- Rise Up O Men of God
- sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- Why I'm giving up on boys
- For Gods Sake roll up the windows
- "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
- Making up with Tru
- Chicken-cleaning brushes
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
- The sky is a machine for making gods
- They think I'm a god
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Waking Up God
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- I'm up here in the nuthouse
- Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
- Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
- She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I am not making this up
- Making up (stories) for lost time
- I swear I'm a real punk
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- God is good, people are screwed up
- kiss it up to God
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- My cats think I'm a God
- God
- God of Gamblers
- The Mote in God's Eye
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- act of god
- Word of God
- Gödel's theorem applied to God
- My God, it's full of stars
- In God We Trust
- Life After God
- There is no god but God
- The day God took back the edges
- God's shoddy workmanship
- Nine Billion Names of God
- Thou art God
- Other Gods
- Elder Gods
- Gloranthan Storm Gods
- Dear God
- Name of God
- God module
- Gloranthan Chaos Gods
- God's infinity
- The Wrath of God
- funerary god
- God of War
- Sun God
- fear of God
- God Plane
- Scientist's God of the Gaps
- God Mode
- God complex
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Who makes God's rules?
- Can God lie?
- I have no faith in your God
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
- Small Gods
- Let go and let God
- God's Gift To Man
- God's Waiting Room
- false god
- Garden of the Gods
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- There is only ONE God
- God Save the Queen
- God and Goddess
- God Lives Underwater
- God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
- Your God Is Too Small
- Sea god
- Water god
- The God of Love
- Dead God
- Gloranthan Lunar Gods
- Gloranthan Darkness Gods
- To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
- god awful (user)
- God Hates FAQs
- Bakunin on the Judeo-Christian God
- As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods
- The river gives up these objects randomly
- God (user)
- Wind God Family
- God among Lice (user)
- Morality without God
- God's name
- God Damn it!
- Playing God
- God helps those who help themselves
- My God
- tell God I said 'hi'
- Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
- Behave as if there were a God
- God, thanks for inventing breasts
- Nature's God
- Random Number God
- Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God
- God vs. the Library of Congress
- I saw god
- Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian
- The God of Cookery
- kitchen god
- Faith In God
- Dancing Gods
- One nation under God
- It was all God's fault
- God Knows
- God Bless America
- Hand of God
- The God That Failed
- God was created in man's image
- Thank GOD for Supermodels!
- carbon is god
- Woman of God
- Guido Ubaldus' proof of the existence of God
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