Findings:
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- The cat that didn't want to be rescued
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- Have a nice day
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- A List of Boys' Clothes I Have Stolen/Taken
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
- the cats of day - the cats of night
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- the lunatics have taken over the asylum
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- What would you do with $86,400 a day?
- I believe love and cats have nine lives.
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- You didn't even keep one bag?
- denial would serve for another day
- I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Now I, even I, would celebrate...
- You're a poet and you don't even know it
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- They didn't have the heart
- We got along OK, until one day we didn't
- You stole what they would have given you
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- The days of wonder have come at last
- At least I have something to show for my awkward days
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- At least I didn't have to pay...
- I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
- Didn't you know?
- I didn't know what to say
- I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
- of what Anatoly Dyatlov knew, and what he didn't know
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
- What Darwin Didn't Know
- And I don't even know their names
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
- You know what's even worse than having a broken heart and an empty head? Having a broken head and an empty heart.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- even though I wanted my friends to know
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- What pornos would have us believe
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- Art has an actual purpose
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- I would like to have emotions
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- They have taken enough
- While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- he would have cried
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- he would have laughed
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
- Even Day
- Dogs and cats used to have jobs
- All cats have nine tails
- I know the story of your walk ... and the colors you choose to paint your day
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
- A Day No Pigs Would Die
- Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
- Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
- Penis for a day
- Stoned music memories
- 277 Secrets Your Cat Wants You to Know
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- If she didn't love you she would kill you
- I Didn't Know
- I didn't want to know where I was conceived
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- I didn't always have this cool job
- The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
- The day my boss' cats disappeared
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- I didn't want to know that
- we didn't know then that we were making memories
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- I still don't even know you
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- My days of eating cat food are over
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- I know I have been dreaming
- cat box day
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- you would have been
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- Cats don't have brakes
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