Findings:
- Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Cactus Jack gets amnesia
- Disengage Quickly or the Seams Will Become Transparent
- you get mistaken for strangers by your own friends
- Jack Gets Up
- Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
- A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
- Jack will speak to you
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
- The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
- Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
- I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
- What will occur the day after Windows NT becomes open source
- You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- By the Time I Get to Phoenix
- Sex is a gift of pleasure between friends
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- data jack
- in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
- Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
- "Hunger: A Memoir of by Body" by Roxanne Gay
- Changing standards of male beauty purely by force of will
- If you had to become deaf or blind...
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
- Shit or get off the pot
- Jack L. Chalker
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- Whether by word or deed or thought
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- Eating only rice to get by
- Sex with your best friend
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- Anonymous gay washroom sex
- When averted glances become the same as a stare
- gay and lesbian
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Jack Kerouac
- Jack Acid (user)
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Jack Salem
- Jack in the Box
- Jack Nicholson
- "It gets better" or so they say.
- I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
- How to get hit by a car
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- Getting offered money for sex by a crackhead in the 24-hour supercenter
- Why sex in public is generally disapproved of by society
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- what do you get if you multiply six by nine
- You're All I Need to Get By
- I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
- My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
- Finding out your friend is a lesbian
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- The Slug Bearers of Kayrol Island, or, The Friends of Dr. Rushower
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- Portland, Oregon Gay District
- Gay and lesbian stereotypes in the media
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Our children will judge us by our memes
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- She is the queen of accidental magic. Her used kleenexes, taken by the wind, become soulful ghosts.
- Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- Why digital media will get man to Mars
- GeT HiGh Or GeT LoW (user)
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- Vote Labour or the fox gets its
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Man will even get used to the gallows
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- We Will Become Silhouettes
- The Boogie Man Will Get You
- Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
- The bomber will always get through
- Jack
- Cactus Jack
- Little Jack Horner
- Jack Webb
- You Don't Know Jack
- Jack of All Trades
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- we will become a happy ending
- You will get yours
- Sex by candle light
- And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
- Swimming pool injury
- A picture drawn by my friend's younger brother
- Letter to a Japanese Friend by Jacques Derrida
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
- sex by association
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
- The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
- Doutzen Kroes gets rejected by Darwin Dating
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- awkward sex, lit by the television, seemingly choreographed to the laugh track
- You will not reach enlightenment by reading things
- If everyone gets a trophy, trophies become meaningless
- ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
- Hostile takeover by the lesbian octopi
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- How I used an optical illusion to become marginally more attractive to the opposite sex
- I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- gay friend
- What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
- one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
- gay friends
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
- I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
- My gay best friend
- Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
- I have lots of gay friends
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- Recommend to a Friend or a Colleague
- Superheroes and Supervillains are Inherently Gay or Deviant
- Gay and Lesbian Advocates and Defenders
- The Joy of Gay Sex
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- All good men are either gay or married
- Lord Browne, Gay Sex and the Right to Privacy
- National Gay and Lesbian Task Force
- 15 will get you 20
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- Life will get easier
- Get busy living or get busy dying
- The Joy of Pair Bonding: Get Good At Sex
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- five will get you ten
- I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
- It will get better
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