Findings:
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
- A whimper would be fine
- If you would be seated
- There can be only one
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Where would America be without Canada?
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- eternity would be boring
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- One letter can make all the difference
- If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
- I never thought it would be like this
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- Mind without body
- Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- The Man Who Would Be King
- If you would be so kind
- your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- That Would Be Enough
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- We're supposed to be gone. We're a universe of ghosts.
- from Brooklyn to Okinawa: letter one
- This is a love letter to The One.
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Just to see what it would be like
- One need not be a chamber to be haunted
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- That would be me
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- Things never were what they used to be
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- Speed limits were made to be broken
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- what would it take to be serene again?
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
- I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- The Ten Commandments revised
- pity be for those with one thing to say
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
- I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
- if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- They knew what our pain would be.
- The best kind of bartender
- things that no one controls and can't be sold
- We Thought You Would Be Prettier
- An open letter to the chosen one
- Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
- You mean the me that you would be
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- That I Would Be Good
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- Which is not to be found in our obituaries
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
- No one can be in two places at once
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Life without music would be a mistake
- it would be hilarious if only
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- Be a model or just look like one
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- No one wants to be a nihilist
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- One Day I Will Be The Summer
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- Rebeca Martinez
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- No one can be totally logical
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- Animals which may be immortal
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