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- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- Johnny Nolan has a patch on his ass
- The Wild Colonials
- kick ass
- Hymns by Johnny Cash
- getting hit by a guy
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
- The Ass and His Driver
- YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
- The Ass and His Shadow
- The Ass and His Masters
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- She walked by his desk and left a nickel
- getting by with duff ears
- The doctor said his patience is wearing thin, and his patients are getting fat
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America
- I kick ass for the Lord!
- My mom kicks ass
- How to kick ass at a job interview
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- Johnny Got His Gun
- Man Getting Hit by Football
- Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
- A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
- How to fight and not get your ass kicked
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- How to fight and kick ass
- Decentralized networking kicked my ass
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Canada Kicks Ass
- Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- Getting hit by a woman
- Phosphor reading by His own Light
- SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
- Getting Your Ass In Gear: A Musical Guide
- Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
- Speech given by a U.S.M.C. Drill Instructor to his platoon, Camp Pendleton, 1998
- Getting offered money for sex by a crackhead in the 24-hour supercenter
- Kick Ass Oat Bread
- To Robert Evans (as regards his getting older altogether suddenly)
- I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- Johnny Violent
- Johnny Cash with His Hot and Blue Guitar
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
- Avoid getting screwed by contractors
- Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
- JOE KICK ASS (user)
- The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
- How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
- Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
- Covering your ass
- bad ass
- swamp ass
- ass
- Up Your Ass
- Rat's ass
- The Wild Ass and the Lion
- The Ass and the Horse
- The Ass and the Old Shepherd
- The Ass in the Lion's Skin
- The Ass and the Wolf
- The Goat and the Ass
- Kiss my ass
- Big Ass Truck
- jawbone of an ass
- Asses of Fire
- Photocopying your ass is not recommended
- Piece of ass
- The Kennedy crimes
- Persian wild ass
- Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
- Your ass is indefensible
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- video games never made me violent
- Ass like a chicken
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
- Bite my shiny metal ass
- How to wipe your ass
- The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
- my ass, your face
- Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
- We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
- Use of "ass" as an intensifier
- This door is not a horse's ass!
- Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
- Bad things with which to wipe your ass
- Big Ass Pork Plate
- The color of an ass on the run
- And the Ass Saw the Angel
- Weird-ass exam technique
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
- Kerr's Ass
- The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
- Ass Pain
- Put your head down and your ass in the air
- Cool ass babe
- colder than a well digger's ass
- Run Your Ass Non-Stop
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Ass and potpourri
- Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- The Obscene Ass
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- half-assed
- Bust Ass Falls
- You'd better start hauling ass
- Duck's ass
- My first smart ass comment
- bad ass (user)
- Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
- a huge man ass (user)
- How to wash your ass
- Morrison's Lament
- ASS HOLE (user)
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- On the Road with My Pet Goat
- African wild ass
- Ass Ponys
- Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
- thug ass nigga (user)
- hoss ass hole (user)
- haul ass
- Fat Ass (user)
- ass hole!!! (user)
- dumb ass (user)
- ass over teakettle
- The Devil is an Ass
- Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
- show your ass (user)
- candy ass (user)
- ass candy (user)
- ass butt (user)
- I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
- The law is an ass
- Jack ass (user)
- Ass kisser
- Drunk Ass Bukowski
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
- grabbing ass
- hot ass chris (user)
- trina sexy ass (user)
- ass whole (user)
- virgan ass (user)
- Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
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