Findings:
- Know your pets
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- People who carp about their jobs
- Kids have no concept of time
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- I have no idea!! (user)
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- I can't have an original idea anymore
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- Fish have no concept of fire
- Using a command line
- Atheists have no support group
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
- Heart, have no pity
- They have no bones.
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- I have no complaint
- Californians have no soul
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- Have you no sense of decency, sir?
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- Our calendars have no meaning
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- Actors who have played Hitler
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- I have no browser and I must node!
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- Back To The Future III
- Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
- Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
- Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
- A community without shame has no future
- The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- Computers have no sense of time
- General sexuality newsgroup
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- No, but I'll have a beer
- I have no memory of my Mother
- At Sea The Gods Have No Names
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- No Education = No Future (Fuck the Curfew)
- He who controls the past controls the future
- Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
- I have no faith in your God
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- institutions have lives of their own
- These are their future good old days.
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- You have no socially redeeming value
- the past is only a memory the future is only an idea
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- Where the streets have no name
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- Madmen have a world all their own
- My hands have lost their memory
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- Words Have No Meaning
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- Type A blood
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- The future of IT jobs
- Dooby and Katrinka Have an Idea
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- I have this problem with saying "no" to people
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- And Death shall have no Dominion
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- I didn't always have this cool job
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- American politicians who have studied abroad
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- You have no power over me
- No Time to Speak of the Hopes of the Future
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