Findings:
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Would you just look at this thing
- you have never been safe
- What have you been smoking?
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- you would have been
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- I'd love you if I'd never been born
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- I have just been shot
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- When I think of him now I can smell horses
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- Front porch, what should have been said
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- Dead Guy Mythology Consolidated (category)
- What if Heraclides had never been born?
- they're just dead poets
- The day I found out I was a guy
- Never pick a fight with a dead man.
- Frozen Dead Guy Days
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- Dead Guy Ale
- You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
- Evolution has never been observed
- Have you found Jesus?
- Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
- Advice I have been given about girls
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- I may or may not have been naked
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- Dead Guy Mythology: The Dreams
- Dead in California just feels like lonely somewhere else.
- I know I have been dreaming
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Ftaires! We have found ftaires!
- I found him in my head, reading starlight
- I have always been burning
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
- Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
- Why I've never been ice skating
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- What Might Have Been
- Sweet 16 and never been kissed
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- A part of us remains wherever we have been.
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- The path we have been walking
- And All That Could Have Been
- It could have been me
- The past is never dead. It's not even past.
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
- Dead Guy: Resurrection (category)
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- You seek not what you have found
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Could have beens, should have beens
- Speeding through the desert I found a fire I'd forgotten
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- Just dead, barren walls. Nobody's listening.
- Never Been Kissed
- Names have been changed
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- How long have you been in love with her?
- AES may have been broken
- I've Never Been to Me
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- I've been smoking ever since
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- The way things have always been done
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- I could have been Canadian
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- I could have been one of a two
- I've been dead a long time
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- He's been places they have not.
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Exquisite Dead Guy
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- i have been burning for so long
- When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- love like you've never been hurt
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
- kill him dead; don't call me
- The Music Never Stopped: Roots of the Grateful Dead
- Punk's not dead, it just isn't feeling well
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- The morning I found my mother dead
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- The skies look dead tonight
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- I appear to have been misinformed
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
- Oceania has never been at war
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