Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Mom, Dad, I'm sorry. I was stupid, and headstrong, and should have listened to what you told me all those years ago. Maybe then she wouldn't have bitten me."

• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I'm swimming in sarcasm sea, your semantics have no effect on me
• She told me she wouldn't
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• All Those Years Ago
• Could you have danced with me?
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Dogs that have owned me
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• Tell him, she told me
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Remembering all those years ago
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• It could have been me
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Have One On Me
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• you have me at a disadvantage
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Maybe now that I have written this all down I can finally sleep
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• You have no power over me
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• What have you done for me lately?
• Things video games have taught me
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• She told me to say that
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• tell me what you have in your heart
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• That which I should have done I did not do
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• we were young a year ago. that's all it takes
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I have spent all night paging you
• Madmen have a world all their own
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• tell me all your reasons
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• consoles should have trackballs
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• An Eternity Is All I Have
• when all the white horses have broken free
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• And All That Could Have Been
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.

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