Findings:
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- There was no one waiting for me...
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- No one says anything important during the day
- No one touches me
- Either everyone deserves or no one does
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
- They grow up. No one told me.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
- If No One Will Love Me
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
- Ask Me Anything
- the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
- No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- Because the gods that made them are gods no more
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- im not hawaiian (user)
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I'm Just Me (user)
- im wearing a bandana (user)
- I'm No Fool
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- Shrug (Because of Me and You)
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm No Angel
- I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Break me. I'm elated.
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- I'm no Whitman...
- You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
- The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- Pity me not because the light of day
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
- Hawaiian shirt
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I'm not in love, set me free
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I'm no longer in the passenger seat
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- let me ask (user)
- She asked me to read her a poem
- I asked her not to forget me
- Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
- She asked me to stop dreaming of death
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- One Man Asked In Anger
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- doesn't look like anything to me
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
- Because to me that's suicide self-murder
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- in spite (or perhaps because) of
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
- that grey flannel shirt
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- Ask Me Why
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- Because I'm an adult
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Women want me when I'm taken
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Ask me about Loom
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
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