Hypchondraics
Spend the
winter at the bottom of
Florida and the summer
on top of the
Adirondriacs.
You go to
Paris and live on
champagne wine and
cognac
If you're a
dipsomognac.
If you're a
manic depressive
You don't go anywhere you won't be
cheered up, and people say "
There, there!" if your
bills are
excessive.
But you stick around and
work day and night and night and day with your
nose to the sawmill
If you're nawmill.
-Ogden Nash