Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Okay, so I watched a man get eaten alive and might've killed Anton and a security guard or two, but most of those guys were trying to kill me, so it evens out, right?"

• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• It kills me to watch them go
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
• So much road kill
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• And forty days were fulfilled for him; for so are fulfilled the days of those which are embalmed
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• You were always so good to me
• A story about a picture can only say so much, even in a thousand words or more
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• why do we fall in love so easy, even when it's not right?
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• how my computer nearly killed me
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• that guy you killed
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• kill me now (user)
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Fuck it or kill it
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Even monochrome is not so simple
• Getting the most out of public transportation
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Kill the Man Who Questions
• Rasputin: A hard man to kill
• The night was alive, and so was I
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• She kills me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• set fire to head. kill anything that runs out.
• Marry, fuck, or kill?
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• Getting the most out of being a temp
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• Getting the most out of P2P filesharing
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• No one gets out of this life alive
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• So there's this guy (poetry) mp3 (recording)
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• to those killed by the Firestone tires
• Why does Man kill?
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• The Power Rangers who killed the gooey bad man
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• That which does not kill me...
• God Loves, Man Kills
• The nine laws of physics which are most likely to kill you
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• 206
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• kill me (user)
• I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
• Please Kill Me
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• Two killed in "transporter accident"
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• How Prom nearly killed me
• There's safety in numbers, but that's not the only reason I hang out with you guys.
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• we travel so often without even moving
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Let's Get Killed
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Hold my tomb up to the light and watch me rot forever if you must. But don't you ever ever call me dead.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• So there's this guy
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• When did the World get so old?
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Someone please kill me
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• To Kill a Dead Man
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• The Man He Killed

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