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• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• I never thought it would be like this
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• They knew what our pain would be.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Nine: On Thought and Sense
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Be Book
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• eternity would be boring
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• The Future of Books
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• he would have cried
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Where would America be without Canada?
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• Will the distant future see a removal from linear thought?
• would that I could live in a book
• You mean the me that you would be
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Surely he would remember this
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• That would be me
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• That I Would Be Good
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• what would it take to be serene again?
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• this entire endeavor could be thought of as a quest for your number
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
• He brings me books like flowers
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• A book that would feed our chats
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books
• The Ten Commandments revised
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Some thoughts on weaving, and the future
• The best kind of bartender
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• he would have laughed
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• He who controls the past controls the future
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Be Prepared
• Mind without body
• Just to see what it would be like
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• A whimper would be fine
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• It is better to be thought a fool
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• it would be hilarious if only
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• And the rest shall be written in the pages of future past.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• That Would Be Enough
• I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• A terrible, horrible thought that shall never be thoughted again
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• If you would be so kind
• If you would be seated
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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