Findings:
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- One letter can make all the difference
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- But can you still cry like a child?
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- One word that will make others laugh
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- One man can make a difference
- The words no one can find
- Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
- 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- can the patient make love?
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- This song is so good it can make your ears pop
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
- I Can Make You a Man
- No one can be in two places at once
- I can always hope
- Any fool can make a rule
- Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
- Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- old books can tell more than one story
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- We're one, but we're not the same
- I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- like you're blind but still can see
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
- No one can be totally logical
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- No One Can Stop the Bobsled
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
- I Can Hear the Heart Beating As One
- anybody can make lights
- boron has bright orange hair, and Bruce Willis can make it boil at 4200K
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
- One Laptop per Child
- Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
- You can run, but you can't hide
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- There is infinite hope, but not for us
- But can a robot love.
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Dry bones can harm no one
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
- Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
- There can be only one
- I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- Things on which you can make a wish
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- I hold you where no one else can go
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
- BQN: But, one for all?
- The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
- It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
- Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
- A Pandeist Pope? We can only hope!!
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- In space, no one can hear you scream
- Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
- Saving the Environment, One (Fewer) Child at a Time
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- One child's desperate fight for survival by judy westwater
- one child per family
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- If I can stop one heart from breaking
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- You can, but you may not
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- but mr can you maybe listen there's
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
- I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- you can close your eyes but not your ears
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
- but with words we can create anything
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- we can give up, but the world never will
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- there are many voids but this one is mine
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
- You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
- I bet I can make you say black
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Ski piss
- I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
- The Library Book
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- Open Publication License's Section VI options can make it non-free
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Electronic music can make it easier to enter codeflow
- You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
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