Findings:

• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I don't know how to smile
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• I'm doing OK
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• Dont come near me (user)
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Ask Me Why
• Don't call me Debbie
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Don't let me die nervous
• Don't send me roses
• Ask me about Loom
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• Don't ask don't tell
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• They asked me to write a letter
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Don't Pass Me By
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• customers don't trust me
• Don't Give Me Names
• Don't tell me everything
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Somebody once asked me...
• Being a dickhead
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Please don't bring your kids
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• I don't mind if you forget me
• You remember how to whistle don't you?
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Please don't send your resume
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• How to know if something is worth doing
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't stand so close to me
• let me ask (user)
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• She asked me to read her a poem
• Don't call me Asian
• Don't quote me on that
• Don't call me white
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Ask Me Anything
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• I asked her not to forget me
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Don't ask
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Don't leave me alone
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Don't tread on me
• kill him dead; don't call me
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Don't wait up for me
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging

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