Findings:
- Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
- Please don't take my sunshine away.
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Robots don't write poetry. Anymore.
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- please don't go
- but don't take my word for it
- We don't write poetry because it's cute
- Don't take any guff from those swine
- Please Don't Kill the Freshman
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Take my wife, please!
- I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
- I take for granted that you just don't care
- When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- Please don't peel the sweet corn
- Please don't send your resume
- Don't take sex too seriously
- Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Don't take this personally, but it's personal
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
- Please don't bring your kids
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Please don't apologize for your identity
- Please don't smoke the mystery bag
- Problems with E2 user poetry
- Don't take breathing for granted
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- Please Don't Bury Me
- Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
- Don't take that tone with me, son
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- If you don't see the shack, take it back
- I don't rewrite my poetry
- Please don't feed the troll
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- Don’t take no wooden horses
- Don't take candy from strangers
- Please take a number
- Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
- Please Don't Destroy
- Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
- Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- don't take a pill to feel the funk
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- Attempt to gog
- Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
- All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
- My first comet
- clumsy attempts at buttons and belts
- You deny that fact in an attempt to suppress that facet of your reality
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- An attempted topological eversion of self in regular homotopy
- using religion as a pick-up attempt
- attempted murder
- Xerxes I and the Attempted Conquest of Greece
- Asian countries mimic America in an attempt to become modern
- Spy v. Spy: The German government's attempt to ban the National Democratic Party
- attempted rape
- Xerxes and I Attempted the Conquest of Greece
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- An attempt at Goth gangsta rap
- The Latest and Greatest Attempt to Subvert the Geneva Convention
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- An attempt at accountancy porn
- how do we take it all back?
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- United States Presidential assassination attempts
- live vicariously through someone else's attempt at a dark past
- In which I attempt more puns
- it is a crime to attempt to simplify the world
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- Don't Be Afraid
- don't care
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- (Don't Fear) The Reaper
- Don't try this at home
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- You Don't Know Jack
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- I don't know
- Contradictions don't exist
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Don't stand so close to me
- Node what you don't know
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
- Don't shit where you eat
- Don't Tell Alfred
- Don't mess with Texas
- you don't want to know
- Don't Vote!
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Saying what you don't mean
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Don't fuck llamas
- Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- I don't believe in people
- I don't believe in right and wrong
- Don't Go Out the Door
- I don't think of her
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Don't piss here
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- Don't look out the window in the morning
- Don't call it San Fran
- I Don't Wanna Grow Up
- I don't like moving.
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Don't forget the toes
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- Don't let the bastards grind you down
- Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
- Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- I don't want to die
- Don't Give Me Names
- I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
- Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
- Don't lie. Ever.
- I don't have a television set
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- I don't understand vegetarians
- Cats don't masturbate
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- If at first you don't succeed
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Don't feed the bears
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
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