Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Primordial pre-universe god-things of chaos and destruction who decide they want the universe back from that thieving young upstart Jehova."

• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• I want my brother back
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• Who wants trident?
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Horses: do they love us back?
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• Lafcadio, the Lion Who Shot Back
• The Highly Mutated Sea Bass Who Wanted to Take Over the World
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• They Flee From Me
• There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
• How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• from a parallel universe
• I want my Forest of Eriador back please
• Party while the Universe is young!
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• A ladder back chair from Connecticut, c. 1800
• Human progress is the movement from simple, overt and localized methods of destruction to methods intricate, invisible and pervasive
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Bringing them back from the dead
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
• From five to death and back
• To those who know who they are
• It's a bit tone deaf to ask an agnostic if they want to go to the priest and confess
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• Who is the Center of the Hollywood Universe?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Ads from the back page of the Village Voice
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• Who wants a down vote
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Step Back from the Beach a Moment
• Invocation to bring back fled noders from history
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• What I want from life
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Girls Who Bite Back
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• Letters From a Young Contrarian
• The Spy Who Came in from the Cold
• play dumb
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Letter from a man who smokes Chesterfields
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• The Boy who Went to the North Wind and Demanded the Flour Back
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Drop the hamster and back away from the canary
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Do you still want your first universe?
• Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
• Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• I want to destroy the universe
• There is a difference between considering your audience and giving the people what they want.
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Who Wants to Live Forever?
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• i just want to know who i am
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• I want to reach my hand into the dark and feel what reaches back
• from Brooklyn to Okinawa and back (category)
• Back From the Dead
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Back from the Sewers
• I am Abraham Lincoln, come back from the dead to clone dinosaurs and bring the war to the Congo
• I don't want to go back to work
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• The dog who would not back off
• Who gets to decide?
• Please, for the love of everything that is holy on this Earth. I just want the cold back.
• Small gifts from the universe
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• Be the monstrous wave of despair and destruction you want to see in the world
• looking back from the moment of death, spiralling antimatter from the eyes
• Who is protecting whom from what?
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• My escape plan from a dying universe
• Who modification to hide users' hosts from other users
• There was a young woman from Leeds
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• The Child who came from an Egg
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Will you go? Will you send back? A letter from Phnom Penh
• Impressions from a young revolutionary's life
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• Who benefits from rebuilding Iraq?
• The Three Kings who were from Villeins
• A Letter from the Powers of the Universe Concerning Love and Other Such Things
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• The Man Who Fled From Azrael
• An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
• "Bass Players": From the life of the composer as a young man.
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• Getting what you want from tech support
• They devour the frayed edges of the world, and all we hear is chitinous clicking from the darkness
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• cat haters
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• People want what they cannot have
• They want me for a focus group!
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• Who are "they" anyway?
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Live Era '87-'93
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• I hate coming back from the bathroom with a wet ring
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• They who monitor the Internet
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• They Don't Want Me
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary

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