Put your head between your knees and kiss your arse goodbye

Four minute warning	Ground zero	Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill	When in doubt, get horizontal
Chicken Run	RAF	Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH	Goldbach's conjecture
Thomas E. Selfridge	Rumsfeld Doctrine	Duck and cover	Preparing for Emergencies
Weak in the knees	Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue	Death by Cucco	TLAR
Fabulous Disaster	Vernors	fubar	December 15, 2006
Two-a-days	How to survive a plane crash	Send Roubles Now