SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! - Everything2.com

_Sunday! ^Sunday! Sunday! At the Amarillo Motor Speedway! It's

SEE turbo-charged funny cars racing for cash prizes! MEET drag-racing superstar Lance Langston! SEE the Incredible TRUCKZILLA as it CRUSHES trucks, MANGLES cars, and

Don't miss a MINUTE of the pulse-pounding action! We'll sell you the whole seat, but you'll only need THE EDGE! That's the Amarillo Motor Speedway this SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

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