Findings:
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- Shut The Fuck Up
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
- Shut up and drive
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
- Put up or shut up
- She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
- You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
- Don't take sex too seriously
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- What Waiting Really Means
- Men's guide to what a woman really means
- People have fucked up before
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- Fire shut up in my bones
- Sit Down, Shut up & Hang On!
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Fuck Me Like You Mean It
- Fucked up Facts from History
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
- glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- Saying what you don't mean
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- Shut up, you with your more intelligent arguments
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- Shut up. You want the same thing everyone wants. We thoroughly understand.
- Shut up, Hercules. Let's see you move this thing.
- Shut up, Little Man!
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't give up
- Shut up and cover the pie
- It don't mean anything moves
- I don't think the sun was up
- Don't fuck llamas
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- My Shit's Fucked Up
- If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
- Don't stick wasabi up your nose
- Ken Lay
- Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- If you really mean it, set yourself on fire
- Holding up a mirror to a little bird is mean
- Leveling up in church means more clothes
- Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
- What homophobia really means
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
- "Shut up," he explained
- Aw, shut up!
- Shut up, wesley!
- Wanting to shut up forever
- Wanting you to shut up forever
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- A line of reasoning in support of the use of force
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- Don't wait up for me
- As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
- I Don't Wanna Grow Up
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Don't give up your day job
- Don’t give up the ship!
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- Don't fuck the corpses
- Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
- I don't know what Christmas means anymore
- Words that don't mean the same as they used to
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- fuck up
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- Don't fuck with the cat
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
- Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
- Fucked Up
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- She's perfect in a fucked up way
- the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- fucked up criteria (user)
- The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
- Fucked up ways to die
- The USA has fucked up priorities
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- HARDEN THE FUCK UP
- Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- Babysitting a gigantic five year old
- Shutting the water off for real
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- It's Up To You. No Really, It's Up To You.
- To really mess things up takes a machine
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- You Fucked Up!
- Don't blow into someone's vagina
- Shut up, you fucking baby!
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
- Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
- Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
- Shut up and jump
- Shut up
- Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
- It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
- don't care
- Don't
- I don't know
- Don't touch that dial
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Baptist jokes
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- The river gives up these objects randomly
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
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