Findings:

• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Don't Be Afraid
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• Don't stand so close to me
• Please don't send your resume
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• So you wanna be a hacker
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• so be it
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• When you know things are just meant to be
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Please don't bring your kids
• I don't need to be loved by you
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• I don't know what Christmas means anymore
• I don't want to fall so easily
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• So you want to be a waitress
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Don't be an IM phantom
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• What it's like to be in love
• I don't want to be successful
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• Please don't feed the troll
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• So you want to be a DJ?
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• So mote it be
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• don't be absurd (user)
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Don't Be Evil
• What it means to be a human and what are we worth?
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• Saying what you don't mean
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• So you don't have to
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• It don't mean anything moves
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• You're too young to be so old
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• I don't want to be alone
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• So you want to be a star?
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• You could be so delicious
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• So you want to be evil
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• I don't always want you to be nice
• What does it mean to be free?
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Don't be sad
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• So you want to be a composer
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Never be rude to an Arab
• It's so cool to be denied
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• You mean the me that you would be
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• If you would be so kind
• Why you should not be mean
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful

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