He is out there right now.
Staring blankly at the computer screen. Heedless of the conversations and arguments in the Chatterbox. Unaware of the occasional flashes of brilliance that run through Everything New Nodes. Never checking the Everything FAQ or even the Page of Cool. Just staring blankly at the computer screen.
On very rare occasions, he will add to a node. Unfortunately, the entire text of his writeup is: "Buh." That's all. Just "Buh."
He is out there right now.