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She only wants me for tech support
I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
She only wants me for sex
I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
If you want me again look for me under your boot-soles.
When you want me and how you want me
Only Jesus can judge me
she seems bored with me after all this time
Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
She said she loved me
I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
She loved me for my maths
makes me want to be a better hacker
She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
Please please please let me get what I want
She told me to say that
i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
She Speaks to Me
She Gave Sweet Love To Me
"You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
She told me she wouldn't
Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
I Want You to Want Me
Two condoms, she makes me wear
The stars were bright that night she left me forever
Somewhere there's a god who wants me
I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
I don't like her because she won't like me
She said she loved me. The knife came down.
I want you to hit me as hard as you can
she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
How Do You Want Me?
you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
she, he, and me
She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
Love only me until we die: marriage among the flatworms
Bob wants me to let my imagination
You want me to become what?
want me like time
texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
that's where she lost me as I began imagining my family amongst blood-dripped hedges
Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
Far and further away. This is the only way I still want you.
When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
I want your hands on me
Sleep escapes me still
You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
You say you want to help me
Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
That which cannot give me everything I might want
Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes
She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
She loves me, she loves me not
Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
I sleep with the pigeons, beneath the kingdom that deceived me
I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
For me, suicide is a temporary solution to a permanent problem
she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
what I want and what is expected of me
She looks at me and she laughs
I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
She saved me from Hylas' fate
sleep doesn't take me far enough.
She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
She found me on public transportation
She stopped me in the city. A lost soul gambling on random encounters.
He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
Follow me if you want to know.
If you want to converse with me, first define your terms.
She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
She asked me to read her a poem
you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
She sat in virginal white, eyes closed, with only her face in rose
I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
I wanted the light to guide me to the darkness
She told me she remembers three things about me
The only reason I'd forget my apartment is if I wanted to invite people over
She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
I just wanted to see it again. Only bigger.
Besides the part where she was the only one
i go to sleep solving problems and worrying. i dream of ghosts.
i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
They want me for a focus group!
they only gave me trouble anyways
She told me I'd make a good Satan
She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
She misses me
She just looks at me
She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
I want you inside me
I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
February wants me dead
So, what's the problem with me?
That one makes me scream, she said
She Loves Me
Women want me when I'm taken
I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
She wakes me up by tickling my feet
They Don't Want Me
The portion of her face she allows me to see
I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
She pulled the "I love you" on me
Wake me up if you still want me
She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
She Fucks Me
I wanted you to want me
There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
The wires hum me to sleep
She doesn't need me anymore
i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
Let me dream if I want to
I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
Tell him, she told me
She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
You know you want me, baby!
She is still undoing me.
You only love me for my whitegoods
Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
Me versus Mental Health Problems
She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
She cleaned up for me at least.
Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
She Blinded Me With Science
Women only like me for my mind
She kills me
Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
She asked me to stop dreaming of death
She approached me with some vague line
She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
She tells me she drives a truck.
She might not need me. But then again she might.
He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago

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