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• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• There's safety in numbers, but that's not the only reason I hang out with you guys.
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• And yet he continues to sit there
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• is there no one who answers the call?
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• The Princess Who Kicked Butt
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• With you there is nothing involved but everything
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• It hasn't been so long, but
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• The light is red, but there is a green arrow
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• What Comes Around Goes Around
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• but the fruitsellers are there every day
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Get around
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• In a room of jesters, a lone monk is obviously a buzzkill. But in a room of monks, it's a lone jester who's a buzzkill.
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• but are there horses?
• (and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
• Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• We're one, but we're not the same
• How to get around censorware
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• I come to the garden... but not alone
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• There but for the grace of God go I
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• What Comes Around
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• How babies get around
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• He called around 5:30
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• He smiles but it's not real.
• There is no dream but this.

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