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• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• No shit, there I was
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• There was a land where lived no violets
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• There Was No Leak
• Once there was a way...
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• There was no one waiting for me...
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• I was born this way
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• There was once a Man
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• When I was young Time had no wings
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• There Was A Friend
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• There Was a Desert in My Head
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• There was a cold day
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Before you, there was me
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• I Was On My Way Home When the Strangest Thing Happened
• There was an Old Man on some rocks
• There was a young lady of Riga
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• This was not my going away party
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• There was a baby in China
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• It was really hot, in a Silent Hill kind of way
• Wharfinger was no Shakespeare
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• There was always the blue of you
• The Bed Was Not My Own
• You Forget Sometimes There Was Sunshine Back Then
• There was a time when I was a better person
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• I remember, there was one
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• There once was a girl named Irene
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• The space at that moment was a million ways freaky with invisible communication.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• It was the way your
• This was the way bodies were meant to behave
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• There are no sleep in can
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• Shiawase wa Tsumi no Nioi
• Hayane hayaoki wa sanmon no toku
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• There was an old lady
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• that hour we lost was the one I was going to use to get my life together
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• There was a rose that faded young
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• Was it ever there?
• What the hell was she thinking?
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• There Once Was a Farmer
• Was There a Time
• and there was this girl
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• One hour there was sunlight
• There was a man and a woman
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• There was a time before
• I will wait for you in the ruins of the food court near what was once the Cinnabon
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I was there
• A knock there was upon the door
• There was a little girl
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• Where's the kaboom?
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• There's no "proper" way to cry politely in public
• tonari no shibafu wa aoi
• My way of showing love was consumption
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• I was going to marry Marty
• There is no hard distinction between compiled and interpreted languages
• There Is No Art
• Without zazen, there is no Zen
• There's no replacement for displacement
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• There is no such thing as a wrong recipe
• There is no time paradox
• There is no postgame
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• There exists no 1:1 mapping between words in different languages
• There is almost no need for the word 'get'
• George W. Bush is a moron, and there is no 'grey matter' there
• no sleep
• There ain't no black in the Union Jack
• There are no male cows, moron
• There is no normality
• Conspiracy theory: Area 51
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• There is no you
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• There is no difference between a politician and an evangelist
• There are monsters in my head, under my bed. Stop.
• There's no reason to leave this poem alone
• There is no c in Rishi
• If there were no birds
• There is no there there
• Why is there no cent key on keyboards?
• There is no such thing as society

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