Findings:
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- but the worm ended up killing them too
- If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- All these geeks with not a lump of coal to share between them
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- Going clubbing in the West End
- The things you own end up owning you
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- Don't give up your day job
- There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
- The river gives up these objects randomly
- What, we don't shoot them now?
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
- I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
- Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
- If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- Drownzsurf's December End of Year Log, 2014
- You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- We all gonna end up meeting at the finishing line
- This end up ^
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- I get up from my sleeping spot
- a folded up piece of paper slipped under your door
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't give up
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Don't stick wasabi up your nose
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- I don't think the sun was up
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Help end homelessness
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
- How did I end up here?
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- Going to school with large bags under your eyes
- The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- I will not help you beat yourself up
- A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Don't wait up for me
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
- And then stand/alone/bitch popped up under 'local matches'
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- down under stars coming up, we are home again
- The clouds found us, under the sky eating up streets
- My "Giving Up Smoking" Log
- NaNoWriMo (collaboration)
- If vodka, tar and sauna don't help, the disease leads to death.
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I Don't Wanna Grow Up
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- Don’t give up the ship!
- Things That Don't End Well
- A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
- Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- i don't fit under the bed anymore
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- don't let them scare you
- This end up
- Cool corn soup and spicy spinach before going away at the end of summer
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
- Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
- Although Of Course You End Up Becoming Yourself
- He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- Xbox heralds the end of gaming consoles as we know them?
- help, don't hurt! (user)
- I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
- Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Dream Log: I don't remember
- I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- Sobering up before going to bed
- The torn fragments of the world slowly stitch themselves together again, and in the rubble you hear them say: Why Are You Here?
- Are you a compulsive Overeater? Answer these 15 questions to help you determine the answer.
- Thumbs Up going down
- help, don't hurt (user)
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- You learn to shoulder them, these cow ghosts
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- I pick up countries and scatter them down
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- don't care
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- Don't
- I don't know
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Baptist jokes
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
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