Findings:
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- There are times when they seem to be right
- You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
- When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
- when you are young they assume you know nothing
- When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- When you kill people they die
- Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
- People don't flail when they die
- Horses: do they love us back?
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- when they take my blood
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
- the moment when they take possession of you
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
- Eye contact at a distance
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- They all lived happily ever after
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Words you can't use unless they describe you
- They might not need me - yet they might -
- They moved like a river
- Brittle things will break before they turn
- Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
- Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
- The owls are not what they seem
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- They don't touch me the same way
- They mass produce plastic women
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- What They Saw in the Country of El Dorado
- a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
- They killed our Lord
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- They don't understand my tea
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- They own the pack while we play the three card trick
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
- They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
- Automobile tire pressure
- They want me for a focus group!
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- Maybe they heard you scream.
- Chipirones en su tinta
- Prilosec
- "Sex, as they harshly call it"
- Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
- Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
- Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
- Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- I was into them after they were hip
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- play dumb
- Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
- when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
- First They Came
- Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
- I know they are watching me
- They always jump off the east side
- Whatever it is they spray inside of bowling shoes
- They couldn't install the DSL.
- They don't know what they're missing
- Words that don't mean the same as they used to
- Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
- The Times They Are A-Changin'
- Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
- Now you do what they told ya
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- They must have faces
- if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
- They asked me to write a letter
- Treating registers as if they were variables
- Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
- I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
- They just kind of went away
- And They Believed Me!
- They forgot to give me the operating system!
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
- The Harder They Come
- they might come up here and shoot us all
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- cat haters
- The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
- They danced with fire claws
- they
- I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- They Might Be Giants
- The Ten Commandments revised
- You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
- Back when grunge was still cool
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- Of course, they were wrong
- Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- They Live
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- But what are they really thinking?
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- So that's what they call it nowadays?
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
- The Budweiser commercial they refuse to air
- Amidala Got Back
- They Flee From Me
- Things they should teach in school
- Ground rush
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- What Have They Done to the Rain
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