Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "This is funny if you read the books because there is literally a four-to-one asshole ratio of God."

• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• there are no gods in foxholes
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• City of God Book XIII
• City of God Book VIII
• we read from the book as it is written
• Big Book Chapter Two: There Is A Solution
• City of God Book II
• There will be no more stories to read
• City of God Book XIX : 2
• City of God Book XVI : 2
• Reasons to read books
• British Book Award for Best Read of the Year
• I wonder if there is a God
• Behave as if there were a God
• Books to read in the bath: Avoid waterdamage at all costs
• City of God Book IV : 2
• City of God Book VIII : 2
• I'd rather read a book
• City of God Book XIV : 2
• City of God Book XXI : 2
• City of God Book XX
• City of God Book XIII : 2
• City of God Book IV
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• There is no frigate like a book
• There is no god but God
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• since then it's been a book you read in reverse
• Books Senso Has Read (category)
• City of God Book I
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• City of God Book X
• City of God Book V : 2
• City of God Book VII : 2
• God is God: God is not a man, God is not Superman, God is not print in a book
• City of God Book XVII : 2
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• City of God Book XVI : 3
• City of God Book XII : 2
• City of God Book XX : 2
• City of God Book XXII : 2
• City of God Book XXI : 3
• City of God Book XVIII : 3
• City of God Book XV
• When I Read the Book
• "The books with the simpler titles are usually harder to read"
• Writers Read Books the way Architects Look at Buildings
• Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
• read a book, you sexy orphan
• Books to read before you give up on sci-fi
• each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• There but for the grace of God go I
• And there find God in everyone
• Daddy, is there a God?
• Fossils were put there by God
• There is only ONE God
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• coming home and the lights are on because someone's there
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• There is God in a Horse's Eye
• There is plenty of room for all God's creatures
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• City of God Book V
• City of God Book III
• God's book of poetry
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• City of God Book I : 2
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• City of God Book IX
• City of God Book VII
• City of God Book III : 2
• City of God Book X : 2
• City of God Book VI : 2
• City of God Book II : 2
• City of God Book VI
• It's funny because it's you
• City of God Book XIV
• City of God Book XII
• City of God Book XVI
• City of God Book XVIII
• City of God Book XVII
• City of God Book XV : 2
• City of God Book XI : 2
• City of God Book XIX
• City of God Book XXI
• City of God Book XXII : 3
• City of God Book XXII
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• City of God Book XX : 3
• City of God Book XVIII : 2
• City of God Book XI
• If at all possible read this book with your eyes shut.
• Women, Men, and God in The Book of Genesis
• Books kthejoker Read In 2008 (category)
• read a book to kindergarteners
• The Book I Haven't Read
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Seven: The Greatest Ill Among Men Is Ignorance of God
• Books GhettoAardvark Should Read (category)
• read this book
• Books to read before you give up on crime fiction
• Books Glowing Fish Read in 2010 (category)
• Books to read before you give up on fantasy
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Six: In God Alone Is Good And Elsewhere Nowhere
• funny oh God
• a dozen books I should have read you
• Without religion, there is no God
• Is there a god?
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• isn't there more than one book
• Were there a god!
• If There Is a God
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• There By the Grace of God
• There's a God on the Mic
• Look, there's God
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Five: Though Unmanifest God is Most Manifest
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
• There Are No Words, Literally
• If there is a God, I hate her
• God reads Ayn Rand
• Maybe There's A Loving God
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• Presidents & Assholes
• The theory that women prefer assholes
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
• ass$hole (user)
• An Asshole (user)
• Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• asshole (user)
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• why girls like assholes
• Asshole Bitch (user)
• How to dismantle an asshole
• It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
• Get fucked, asshole!
• Because
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Just because it happened to you
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• I choose my soft drink because of commercials
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• because it wasn't just the air
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I married him because he was not mean
• Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Because I Got High
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• On the Air Because They Care
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Because the city is falling down
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.

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