Findings:
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- me too (user)
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- On the cost of First Class postage
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- Too many mes
- the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
- I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
- Take me to the bridge
- Take me from home
- Take On Me
- sleep doesn't take me far enough.
- let her take me, feed on me, devour me
- Take me to your leader
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- Almost Too Much
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- Don't take sex too seriously
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
- Gravity really gets me down
- Take it from me
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- Don't take that tone with me, son
- Take Me Out to the Ball Game
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
- College sucked for me too
- "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
- Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Too
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- The lady doth protest too much, methinks
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- take me to your mystics
- I am too birdlike to really know peace
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- the good days are killing me too
- Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
- Take me back to the day that I went blind
- The letter inside of me is too long to write
- in the morning it was almost too dead center
- Almost realizing I wasn't straight; really realizing I wasn't straight
- too much is almost enough
- take me away
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
- "me too" product
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Take Me As I Am
- If you really loved me
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- Take Me Down to the Infirmary
- My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
- Take Me Back to Tech
- No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
- Take Me Down
- Can You Take Me Back
- Calgon, take me away
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- Come on Take Me for a Ride
- I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
- your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
- You Really Got Me
- Me too
- It Hurts Me Too
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- Let Me Take You Down To Memphis
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- will you take me with you when you go?
- A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
- We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
- There is a part of me inside of you. Take care of it.
- You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- A dog that will bring you a bone will take a bone too
- You take up too much space
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- To really mess things up takes a machine
- You like me, you really like me!
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- Almost Blue
- I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
- too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
- almost everywhere
- "Beautiful" is almost as misused as "love"
- She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
- almost always
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- almost all
- almost (user)
- water moves, beneath the ice. now is almost time -
- Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- Almost Free Software
- I almost killed Tony Blackburn
- English: a language with (almost) no negative verbs
- Signs that a television show is almost dead
- What almost always happens after you fall in love
- There is almost no need for the word 'get'
- I almost had to wait
- Almost!
- We exchange stories of almosts, of near deaths, theories on fate and algorithm, probability and God
- The state that almost was
- I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
- I almost stopped believing in shooting stars
- Almost Heroes
- The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
- Almost Like a Whale?
- Almost Transparent Blue
- Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
- Almost Summer
- Pages, almost completely torn
- How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
- the quiet, almost reverential tones of uninterrupted footsteps
- Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
- almost alone
- Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
- Almost entirely innocuous chocolate meringue cookies
- An almost empty room
- Almost Him
- I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth
- Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
- The Introverted Thinker almost kills the dog
- almost drove past the church that day
- comedic hero
- What Me Worry (user)
- -Me- (user)
- me
- Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
- So Sue Me
- Does this dress make me look fat?
- /me
- bite me
- Fuck me harder
- love me
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- It's not you, it's me
- Quincy, M.E.
- Free to Be, You and Me
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Big Me
- Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Someone looking at a picture of me
- Taste me, taste me
- Roger and Me
- they're all the same except for me
- Cut me a switch, boy!
- I and me
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
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