Findings:
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- People who carp about their jobs
- You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
- Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
- people got a lot of ideas about who i am
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Type A blood
- sometimes, people are more than just OK
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Flaunting your sexuality
- George Bush doesn't care about black people
- Dead links in writeups
- Know your pets
- play dumb
- The bored who complain
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- Capitalize, please
- Populism doesn't care about people, just about The People
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
- People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
- The thing to understand about trans people
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- Two people who are not touching
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
- Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- The problem with normal people and computers
- When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- people who don't exist
- people who wear camo
- Famous people who can run a marathon
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
- Why more people should use the color brown
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- cat haters
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- what's the point of having other peoples' thoughts about something?
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- People who died laughing
- The other people who hate war
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
- Why do people vote against their interests?
- people who need people are just people who need people
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- People smarter than I am.
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- Adventures in Google Translate, or: This is why you pay real people to translate things
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- How to herd people in public
- We are the People Our Parents Warned Us About
- Those people who laugh too loudly
- Things people put up their butts
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
- Prohibition causes more problems than it solves
- For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Why people who jog live longer
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
- The People who Fell into the Sky
- The Umbrella Academy is about damaged people
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- I have this problem with saying "no" to people
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- The Problem with Checking People's Toes
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
- Good News for People Who Love Bad News
- A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
- The People Who Bring You Magic
- Why are other people's beds more comfortable?
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Feeding people who struggle to eat
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- People who love FTP
- 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- People who don't read
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- 80% of the wealth on this planet is in the hands of about 220 people
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
- In Defense of Minor Attracted People or I Think it's Genocide
- A joke about dealing with people
- Love isn't about fixing people
- Treatment of corporations
- Who are the people in your neighborhood?
- Taking things at surface value
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- There's more of gravy than of grave about you
- there are no good or bad people
- a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
- The rules of pool are not selective
- Are all male catlovers gay?
- Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- People who use Windows
- Stupid people are worse than commercial spammers
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Using a command line
- What Do You Care What Other People Think?
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Rednecks hating Canada
- people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
- Indigenous people are better than you
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- Y2K from people who worked that night
- Other People's Problems
- People's secrets show in their eyes
- Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- People who are not anarchists
- Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
- Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
- The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
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