Findings:
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- The day Anubis hit on me
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- The Day the World was about to End
- This node was made for you and me
- The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- the good days are killing me too
- The Day Earth Was Born
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- I was a homeless bum
- Music was better in the old days
- I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
- And in those days was armageddon
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- Food was purer in the good old days
- The Day Today
- Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
- There was a cold day
- One more day like today and I'll kill you
- Today is the last day of the rest of your life
- Pity me not because the light of day
- The day I found out I was a guy
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- The day I was showering with two black men
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- Before you, there was me
- You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- every noder was once a normal human
- It was 30 years ago today, Miyamoto taught the kids to play... (e2poll)
- the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- Me Talk Pretty One Day
- Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
- Today is the longest day of year
- I was Christian for a day
- I was a father for a few days
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- Upon the hills where day was done
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- The day he gave me a lift
- Today is a Good Day to Die
- I carry this bullet with me every day
- It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
- Take me back to the day that I went blind
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
- It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
- A Normal Day for Martin
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- It was a green field and a pleasant day
- So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
- I Was Lost and You Found Me
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- There was no one waiting for me...
- man when you are telling me how it was
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- I was me before being me was cool.
- I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- Would you love me if I was a worm
- The day I realized what being alive was
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- The sky was green today
- today you, tomorrow me
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- Today was some bullshit.
- I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
- Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
- Today Is The Day That India's Population Hits 1,000,000,000
- Today is the first day of the rest of your life
- Gekko Day (user)
- The Seven Days of Fire
- April Fools' Day
- Day planner
- Ferris Bueller's Day Off
- Happy Days
- Strange Days
- all day
- May Day
- Queen's day
- Groundhog Day
- A Grand Day Out
- The day God took back the edges
- The Day the Earth Stood Still
- day camp
- A Day in the Life
- Those were the days
- other Rocks Against, back in the day...
- Bad hair day
- Green Day
- The Island of the Day Before
- Labor Day
- Judgment Day
- field day
- why natural selection does not work in this day and age
- "The good old days" are a scam
- Sadie Hawkins Day
- Remembrance Day
- Buy Nothing Day
- Not wanting to sleep so the next day won't start
- snow day
- St. Spiridion Day
- Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
- All Fools' Day
- All Souls' Day
- Childermas day
- Day lily
- Dog day
- Dog days
- The Happiest Days of Our Lives
- Boxing Day
- One of those days
- Day mode
- Perfect Day
- My Geeky Valentine's Day Card
- sick day
- End of Days
- The Day I Tried To Live
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- Working for a Car Dealership compromises my soul every day
- Things to do to salvage a shitty day
- Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
- The Day the World Went Away
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