This is the
German version of the
Killer Joke, as
documented by those
newshounds, the chaps from
Monty Python's Flying Circus. Actually, I believe they used:
Two peanuts were walking down the strada, and one was assaulted (peanut)
*snicker*
Unfortunately for Hitler, this did not work well. The Allies, with their functional killer joke:
My dog's nose was cut off.
How does he smell?
Awful!
were able to take most of the German army by surprise and win WW2.